The spoils of a French degree

or a French degree spoiled. For more rotten produce, please see my website, http://sarahklinger.com/

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  1. EPUB fer sale! Want to learn some essential French expressions without the burden of 5oz of paper? Ta-da! Entre chien et loup, the book where I semi-seriously interpret popular French expressions, is now available on my Etsy in PDF, and in EPUB format for the i-Device or color ebook reader. 

    #sarah klinger  #epub  #illustration  #entre chien et loup  #watercolor  #french  #translation  #expressions  #idioms 
    3 days ago  /  3 notes
  2. I’ve been under quarantine all week with a bad bad cold.  All I’ve had to draw with was a children’s mini watercolor set I got as a stocking stuffer in 2008. Always keep emergency armadillos art supplies on hand. I’ve been under quarantine all week with a bad bad cold.  All I’ve had to draw with was a children’s mini watercolor set I got as a stocking stuffer in 2008. Always keep emergency armadillos art supplies on hand.
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    I’ve been under quarantine all week with a bad bad cold.  All I’ve had to draw with was a children’s mini watercolor set I got as a stocking stuffer in 2008. Always keep emergency armadillos art supplies on hand.

    #sarah klinger  #art  #Illustration  #armadillos  #watercolor 
    2 weeks ago  /  12 notes

  3. In the frenzy of all that was our thesis show, graduation, visitors and more graduation, I forgot to make internet claims about my latest book, entre chien et loup.

    Internet claim #1: I bear no responsibility for any animal stereotyping that may occur in this book.

    Internet claim #2: I bare no bears in this book.

    #sarah klinger  #Illustration  #book  #humor  #french  #expressions  #idioms  #animals  #between dog and wolf  #entre chien et loup 
    2 weeks ago  /  3 notes
  4. I don’t know how I feel about arranged marriages, but with these two, wasn’t it inevitable? I don’t know how I feel about arranged marriages, but with these two, wasn’t it inevitable?
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    I don’t know how I feel about arranged marriages, but with these two, wasn’t it inevitable?

    #sarah klinger  #watercolor  #Illustration  #eagle  #hare  #arranged marriage  #vanity  #wedding 
    2 weeks ago  /  1 note
  5. How do you feel about rats on the subway? How do you feel about rats are the subway? No wonder there are no apartments for rent. How do you feel about rats on the subway? How do you feel about rats are the subway? No wonder there are no apartments for rent.
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    How do you feel about rats on the subway?

    How do you feel about rats are the subway?

    No wonder there are no apartments for rent.

    #Illustration  #sarah klinger  #ink  #MTA  #subway  #map 
    1 month ago  /  5 notes
  6. The name is Andy. As in Andouille. I’m all wound up. Much too wound up to go on dates. But lo, I have made it all the way to American Illustration 32! I am a sexy devil and you have underestimated me. You may not taste any of my wieners. The name is Andy. As in Andouille. I’m all wound up. Much too wound up to go on dates. But lo, I have made it all the way to American Illustration 32! I am a sexy devil and you have underestimated me. You may not taste any of my wieners.
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    The name is Andy. As in Andouille. I’m all wound up. Much too wound up to go on dates.

    But lo, I have made it all the way to American Illustration 32! I am a sexy devil and you have underestimated me. You may not taste any of my wieners.

    #sarah klinger  #Illustration  #American Illustration 32  #sausages  #andoille  #dog 
    2 months ago  /  3 notes

  7. MFA Illustration as Visual Essay at SVA: Student Spotlight on: Sarah Klinger (MFAI '13)

    mfaillustration:

    I “inntertubed” or interviewed the puntastic Sarah Klinger about her work:

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    1. How did you get here? “Here” being NY and this program, but also
    how you’re drawing or working now.
    It’s funny, I studied French and psychology, dreamed of a career in viticulture or entomology and…
    #sarah klinger  #Illustration  #SVAMFAI  #interview 
    3 months ago  /  12 notes

  8. Can we all pretend that I am famous in Taiwan now? I was interviewed for DPI magazine’s quarterly ‘Meticulous’ issue. I am so honored! Now if only I could get myself over to Taiwan, where I would delight in all of the edible things with tentacles.

    …And maybe even draw them!

    #sarah klinger  #Illustration  #meticulous  #DPI  #Taiwan  #interview 
    3 months ago  /  9 notes
  9. On the one hand, it is lucky to have good vision. On the other hand, it is unlucky not to have to wear alligator eyeglasses. At SVA, we were asked to illustrate a fellow classmate for the invitation poster to our thesis show. And I got Hyunyoung Kim! Which is awesome, because not only is she one of my favorite illustrators, but also my all-time favorite at glasses fashion. On the one hand, it is lucky to have good vision. On the other hand, it is unlucky not to have to wear alligator eyeglasses. At SVA, we were asked to illustrate a fellow classmate for the invitation poster to our thesis show. And I got Hyunyoung Kim! Which is awesome, because not only is she one of my favorite illustrators, but also my all-time favorite at glasses fashion.
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    On the one hand, it is lucky to have good vision. On the other hand, it is unlucky not to have to wear alligator eyeglasses.

    At SVA, we were asked to illustrate a fellow classmate for the invitation poster to our thesis show. And I got Hyunyoung Kim! Which is awesome, because not only is she one of my favorite illustrators, but also my all-time favorite at glasses fashion.

    #hyunyoung kim  #callmekim  #sarah klinger  #illustration  #crocodile  #ink  #SVAMFAI 
    3 months ago  /  6 notes
  10. What do you get a snow boot that has everything? Luckily, some boots suffer from pet allergies, ripped underpants, an uncontrollable song problem, a natural deodorant fetish and a penchant for gefilte. Now the boot has everything. Contents include: Matzo Miles reward card, a ‘Stu’s Miami Miasma stink stick,’ the taco-boat from the hit song ‘Let’s give them something to taco boat,’ Neon Hello Kitty skivvies in XS nylon and a weird hairless cat. What do you get a snow boot that has everything? Luckily, some boots suffer from pet allergies, ripped underpants, an uncontrollable song problem, a natural deodorant fetish and a penchant for gefilte. Now the boot has everything. Contents include: Matzo Miles reward card, a ‘Stu’s Miami Miasma stink stick,’ the taco-boat from the hit song ‘Let’s give them something to taco boat,’ Neon Hello Kitty skivvies in XS nylon and a weird hairless cat.
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    What do you get a snow boot that has everything? Luckily, some boots suffer from pet allergies, ripped underpants, an uncontrollable song problem, a natural deodorant fetish and a penchant for gefilte.

    Now the boot has everything.

    Contents include:

    Matzo Miles reward card, a ‘Stu’s Miami Miasma stink stick,’ the taco-boat from the hit song ‘Let’s give them something to taco boat,’ Neon Hello Kitty skivvies in XS nylon and a weird hairless cat.

    #sarah klinger  #illustration  #boot  #snow boot  #hairless cat  #tom's of maine  #matzo  #hello kitty  #underwear  #Let's give them something to taco bout 
    4 months ago  /  3 notes