The spoils of a French degree

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  1. How do you feel about rats on the subway? How do you feel about rats are the subway? No wonder there are no apartments for rent. How do you feel about rats on the subway? How do you feel about rats are the subway? No wonder there are no apartments for rent.
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    How do you feel about rats on the subway?

    How do you feel about rats are the subway?

    No wonder there are no apartments for rent.

    #Illustration  #sarah klinger  #ink  #MTA  #subway  #map 
    3 weeks ago  /  5 notes
  2. The name is Andy. As in Andouille. I’m all wound up. Much too wound up to go on dates. But lo, I have made it all the way to American Illustration 32! I am a sexy devil and you have underestimated me. You may not taste any of my wieners. The name is Andy. As in Andouille. I’m all wound up. Much too wound up to go on dates. But lo, I have made it all the way to American Illustration 32! I am a sexy devil and you have underestimated me. You may not taste any of my wieners.
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    The name is Andy. As in Andouille. I’m all wound up. Much too wound up to go on dates.

    But lo, I have made it all the way to American Illustration 32! I am a sexy devil and you have underestimated me. You may not taste any of my wieners.

    #sarah klinger  #Illustration  #American Illustration 32  #sausages  #andoille  #dog 
    1 month ago  /  3 notes

  3. MFA Illustration as Visual Essay at SVA: Student Spotlight on: Sarah Klinger (MFAI '13)

    mfaillustration:

    I “inntertubed” or interviewed the puntastic Sarah Klinger about her work:

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    1. How did you get here? “Here” being NY and this program, but also
    how you’re drawing or working now.
    It’s funny, I studied French and psychology, dreamed of a career in viticulture or entomology and…
    #sarah klinger  #Illustration  #SVAMFAI  #interview 
    2 months ago  /  12 notes

  4. Can we all pretend that I am famous in Taiwan now? I was interviewed for DPI magazine’s quarterly ‘Meticulous’ issue. I am so honored! Now if only I could get myself over to Taiwan, where I would delight in all of the edible things with tentacles.

    …And maybe even draw them!

    #sarah klinger  #Illustration  #meticulous  #DPI  #Taiwan  #interview 
    2 months ago  /  9 notes
  5. On the one hand, it is lucky to have good vision. On the other hand, it is unlucky not to have to wear alligator eyeglasses. At SVA, we were asked to illustrate a fellow classmate for the invitation poster to our thesis show. And I got Hyunyoung Kim! Which is awesome, because not only is she one of my favorite illustrators, but also my all-time favorite at glasses fashion. On the one hand, it is lucky to have good vision. On the other hand, it is unlucky not to have to wear alligator eyeglasses. At SVA, we were asked to illustrate a fellow classmate for the invitation poster to our thesis show. And I got Hyunyoung Kim! Which is awesome, because not only is she one of my favorite illustrators, but also my all-time favorite at glasses fashion.
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    On the one hand, it is lucky to have good vision. On the other hand, it is unlucky not to have to wear alligator eyeglasses.

    At SVA, we were asked to illustrate a fellow classmate for the invitation poster to our thesis show. And I got Hyunyoung Kim! Which is awesome, because not only is she one of my favorite illustrators, but also my all-time favorite at glasses fashion.

    #hyunyoung kim  #callmekim  #sarah klinger  #illustration  #crocodile  #ink  #SVAMFAI 
    3 months ago  /  6 notes
  6. What do you get a snow boot that has everything? Luckily, some boots suffer from pet allergies, ripped underpants, an uncontrollable song problem, a natural deodorant fetish and a penchant for gefilte. Now the boot has everything. Contents include: Matzo Miles reward card, a ‘Stu’s Miami Miasma stink stick,’ the taco-boat from the hit song ‘Let’s give them something to taco boat,’ Neon Hello Kitty skivvies in XS nylon and a weird hairless cat. What do you get a snow boot that has everything? Luckily, some boots suffer from pet allergies, ripped underpants, an uncontrollable song problem, a natural deodorant fetish and a penchant for gefilte. Now the boot has everything. Contents include: Matzo Miles reward card, a ‘Stu’s Miami Miasma stink stick,’ the taco-boat from the hit song ‘Let’s give them something to taco boat,’ Neon Hello Kitty skivvies in XS nylon and a weird hairless cat.
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    What do you get a snow boot that has everything? Luckily, some boots suffer from pet allergies, ripped underpants, an uncontrollable song problem, a natural deodorant fetish and a penchant for gefilte.

    Now the boot has everything.

    Contents include:

    Matzo Miles reward card, a ‘Stu’s Miami Miasma stink stick,’ the taco-boat from the hit song ‘Let’s give them something to taco boat,’ Neon Hello Kitty skivvies in XS nylon and a weird hairless cat.

    #sarah klinger  #illustration  #boot  #snow boot  #hairless cat  #tom's of maine  #matzo  #hello kitty  #underwear  #Let's give them something to taco bout 
    3 months ago  /  3 notes
  7. This is Molly. Distracted by an invisible pigeon. Hi Molly! I will finish this illustration later. For now, it is very late at night, so I present Molly without a pigeon, in a world without filling. Molly needs a pigeon and her world needs frosting, for sure. This is Molly. Distracted by an invisible pigeon. Hi Molly! I will finish this illustration later. For now, it is very late at night, so I present Molly without a pigeon, in a world without filling. Molly needs a pigeon and her world needs frosting, for sure.
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    This is Molly. Distracted by an invisible pigeon. Hi Molly! I will finish this illustration later. For now, it is very late at night, so I present Molly without a pigeon, in a world without filling. Molly needs a pigeon and her world needs frosting, for sure.

    #illustration  #sarah klinger 
    3 months ago  /  5 notes
  8. It looks to me like this newt is feeling romantic. But he doesn’t like to talk about it. It looks to me like this newt is feeling romantic. But he doesn’t like to talk about it.
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    It looks to me like this newt is feeling romantic. But he doesn’t like to talk about it.

    #sarah klinger  #illustration  #newt  #romance  #ink 
    3 months ago  /  2 notes
  9. The regrettable 29… Come to Tuffet this Saturday night at nine. We can draw shrimpmonsters and spill wine on them. This bar is my favorite— it has a ‘library’ room with a big table for playing exquisite corpse. The regrettable 29… Come to Tuffet this Saturday night at nine. We can draw shrimpmonsters and spill wine on them. This bar is my favorite— it has a ‘library’ room with a big table for playing exquisite corpse.
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    The regrettable 29… Come to Tuffet this Saturday night at nine. We can draw shrimpmonsters and spill wine on them. This bar is my favorite— it has a ‘library’ room with a big table for playing exquisite corpse.

    #sarah klinger  #shrimp  #29  #tuffet  #Illustration 
    3 months ago  /  1 note
  10. Sometimes, one feels like a cockroach. Sometimes, one feels like a cockroach.
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    Sometimes, one feels like a cockroach.

    #sarah klinger  #Illustration  #cockroach  #watercolor  #shame 
    3 months ago  /  3 notes