Please incarcerate the book thief!
Do mules wear mules? Or do mules wear mules?
Mules wear mules.
You will never know what I mean. Mu hu hul hule ha ha ha.
Since I have pissed away my summer emptying beers and preening my wayward leg hairs, I’ve got to seriously hustle on making that book. It was due last April.
But I’ve got problems. Namely that it is impossible to focus with all of this mule intrusion. Muletrusion. Everybody say hay.
Nobody really talks about Aeromonas Hydrophila. And do you know why? Because he is a TERRIFYING bacteria. So feared is he that fledgeling fishies and reptiles the world over call him the Pike and Tuna Turner. Next time you are chatting it up around the camp fire, be sure to summon this brackish brute. But keep me out of it because I am already intimately acquainted with his cousin, Escherichia Coli, thanks to some very unfriendly monkeys in India.
A daily dose of feline abuse. Unbeknownst to my roommate Anne, her pet whale has become one of my favorite debate partners. I am in love with Stella. This sweet fluffy Plumpkins fights hard for what is important! Even if that is an 18-hour nap on a pile of precious etchings in the living room.
What’s-that-you-say? Stop-mushroom-animation? Truffle-hogs?
A brassy broad in dollar sto’ shorts has thrown her name in the game. Wallace and Gromit will never impress you after this.
Oh yeah, and I animated our friend the truffle hog in Photoshop. Which is so ridiculous! Do not attempt it.
Greetings from the ostrich with the most outrageous plumbing woes! Ostrich is pleased to announce that he has purchased a state-of-the-art neck girdle and feels fabulous. In fact, he has been asked to model slutty turtlenecks for American Apparel! Look out, barnyard, this fowl is on the prowl!
Sexy ostrich purchased a ticket to my upcoming book, but he has so many necking possibilities. Which iteration do you think fits best?
Edit: higher res versions can be found here: http://flic.kr/s/aHsjBxvDQy
(Source: Flickr / sarahklinger)
How far would Hippo go to answer his craving for marbles? Much further than any roto-rooter could root. Perplex the plumbing, Hippo of my heart!
But as always, I have a question: which x-ray etching of Hippo do you find most compelling?
I am so good at math. Which is why I am making a case for the adoption of arthropods as natural units of vaudevillian eloquence:
Crabby glasses + caterpillar eyebrows + trilobite moustache = Groucho Marx
Now, my next question:
Groucho etching series with potential aquatint added > Groucho etching series in current state?
Should I add some tones to the plates or leave them be?
Do you like daytime dramas? Lunchtime dramas? Tales of sexy deception? Bowls of belligerent immaturity? The hard inconvenient truth and the rotten mess that ensues? If so, read this comic about my latest romance. Which was not with a human, nope. Seldom is it with a human.
Lobsters do not deserve all of the attention.
And these fellers will see to that.