If you are a Jew who pretends to keep kosher, this bib will help to hide the evidence of your indiscretions. Tried and tested at this year’s ‘Lobsterpalooza.’ Seven people, eight lobsters, no telltale spatter.
That’s right, we had a ‘Lobsterpalooza’ on Patrick’s roof. It was a huge pile of slimy delicious. Then we removed the bibs and went straight to shul.